spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(via teacherlovinn)


It’s almost 11:11 and I know what I’m wishing for.

my life is one big “wow ok”

(via cumfort)


relahvant:

I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

(via crystallized-teardrops)


the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

(via bastille)


baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(via crystallized-teardrops)



nyehs:

IMAGINE IF YOU HAD ONE BIG NOSTRIL INSTEAD OF TWO SMALL ONES

(via cumfort)


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vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(via bastille)